I'm a squat man, not a stocky one, W. says, looking at me critically. I like to call myself stocky – that's what I tell people: I'm a stocky man, but the word that comes to W.'s mind is always squat. -' You're a squat man, with a tiny penis'. But if I am squat, a toad of a man, what is he? Chubby perhaps, but not unduly so. In need of exercise, maybe. But in the end, he's not an extreme case, as I am. And he has a normal sized penis.