Middlesex is the crappiest of campuses, we agree. It looks like a primary school from the 70s. But from the crappiest campus, the greatest thought …
What are we doing here? Why did they want us? You'd have thought they'd have wanted us to keep away. That we would have been banned rather than invite us, although invite us they did.
There are people who can think here, for God's sake. And now we're here, who are in no way capable of thought. We'll have to depend on our charm (on W.'s charm). We'll have to use our natural wit (W.'s natural wit). I should do my monkey dance for them, W. says. That should buy us some time before they lynch us.